erik austin deerly
var 1 divided by 3 = point 33333333333333333
while point 33333333333333333 times 3 = not quite 1 // assume Microsoft bugs
IF not exactly(1)
THEN i hate this shit
ELSE echo ‘ple se send th mis ing p ece’
the 2012 apocalypse
my need to diet
the mispronounced nuclear
flip-flops
moral high ground
live chat
eight-hour workday
newsertainment
ayn rand
have a nice day
refudiate
the comb-over
emoticons
retirement
perfection
“No.” as a complete sentence in answer to my question
I went to your memorial last Thursday
but you were not there
in your place was an old photo
you on your horse
full head of poorly cut hair
accidentally hip.
The woman spoke about energy, afterlife
and rejoining your ancestors.
While we bowed our heads
you reached into your holster
drew your revolver
and took pot shots.
If you didn't want your bronzed baby booties displayed in public
you should've mentioned it while you had the chance, cowboy.
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Cold meat covered in thin white cotton.
One foot protrudes.
Mouth agape, drools silently.
Teeth removed, stored neatly on the roll-away table.
As if you might get warm,
or wake up and need to chew.
Sourness—a look or a feeling? I'm
not sure. Mislabeled television controls.
I'll see what I can do to fix this
error.
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I love you, I told him
Meals on wheels didn't come 'til three o'clock
He's pissed
I love you too, he said, trying to swallow it back down
*
Rewind, thirty years:
Leisure suit and perm aside,
Dad's never changed
Trouble with women, he says, they just want to be happy
He never remarried
Thanksgiving with my Mom—Christmas with Dad
I came home after college
He was an old man
*
He reads glossy magazines
Schools me on pop culture
On his 78th birthday he asked for Moby
Though lately
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