Exploit the Masses
Anyone who violates any of
The exclusive rights of the copyright
Owner as provided by section One-
Oh-Six through One-Twenty-Two or of the
Author as provided in section One-
Oh-Six A(a) is a low down liar.
I will see him at dawn, see him at ten
Paces. This is not Garfield’s dog, it is
Jacko’s ceramic chimp. This is genius.
While I am not prepared to call it best,
Honesty is quite a good policy.
It ranks with making the trains run on time,
With eating vegetables, with not spitting
Into the wind, or with not stepping on
Cracks, breaking backs, breaking banks, or banking
On much coming of it. So eat your soup,
Drink your tea, dot your I. Honestly, you
Have to stop meeting me like this. I can’t
Keep hearing about your kids, your childhood,
The curl of your pubes or the squeal of your
Sex. I do not even know who you are.
Your name rung no roseys, and your poses
Are way too familiar. They are hung in
All of America’s dorm rooms. Let’s go,
Then, you and I, our separate ways, horse
Knows the way to carry the sleigh, so ease
On down the road, oh, ease on down the road.
Jenna Jameson Says The First Thing That Comes Out Of Her Mouth Is Right.
She said at last that his penis was just
Too small and let’s go to the video
O she says o o uh ah uh er…
Pat Summerall is dead! (what’s one more voice
Not to say through the uprights or it’s in
Or time taken or now a word from
CNN says he was a dark-skinned man
Says next time on Daddy I’ve had to kill
Says last week on May I Fuck Your Daughter?
On that note may I fuck your daughter? She
Is something I hear Dandy Don chime in
And she should cook now from the makers of
The Anarchist Cookbook ISBN 1607965232
Tagged “education” on Amazon tick.bomb
How we like explosions explosioner
How ready rowdy are all my friends to
How Joe Theisman’s leg breaks time and time and
Time again small bones small and very small
You Will Go Blind
Before drinks even arrive, she howls,
Screams she’s never been much afraid of clowns
Or public speaking, even marionettes
We wake to find dangling overhead. In her
Profile she calls bungee jumping a “passion.”
It’s bullshit. I hope there is less to life.
All I ask is a healthy respect. Order
House salad, the table wine. Oil light red
Pull over, please. Use before use-before
Dates. More than two taps is playing with it.
It’s not a toy. This is no joke. What’s more
I don’t recall asking. Look. Time for bed.
R&D is on it, I hear, to weave
A harness and shock cord, Kevlar, snug. It allows
Freedom to move you never much had, breathes
Like boxers, supports like tighty-whiteys
Brings out the jock in you, your vertical
Infinite provided (naturally) it’s down.
