Weird Science

My surgical gown is green,

the room lit in grey gothic gradients.

The anesthetic is strictly local, you don’t want me to feel it,

but you want me to know you’re making the changes, taking titanium instruments and probing my skull, leading scopes and needles on an excavation of my inner ears

because you’re a tourist.   Science is just how you build your frequent flier miles, and

I’m your trip around the world.

 

I’ve been damselled, holed up in a stoney rook.

The master plan: induce a blue screen of death, and create a new architecture on the reboot. Take my kidneys, put them in the new guy!   I’ll be Igor-52

 

All twenty seven of your personalities agree, I am the deformed iron clad heart of Victor Von Doom, in need of shock therapy.

 

The palpitations send my eyes rolling like bowling balls down the alley. I gag and gurgle with the thunder. From the inside toasted brains smell like lemon drops.   It’s all good, you say, I’m just acting, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie. I don’t know what that means!

 

It’s my fault you tell me, if only I wasn’t so beautiful, if only I gave you more

attention, love is action not words.

The acid bath bubbles, the electric eels spin, and Igor 17 slips his hand under your dress and you smile, lips sharp as scalpels. Lips like a wicked boomerang, your words always come back to haunt me no matter how many times I ignore them.

You want me to do the laundry and hand wash the beakers,

stare stupidly when you make out with the henchmen.

 

Igor-2 is picking his nose with a dust buster.

There’s a frat boy swagger hidden in his

broken sway. Above him, Geiger conjured

dreams, not quite sexual machines coiled

like gray dreadlocks.

“The internet is a series of tubes!” He guzzles.

I cannot die fast enough.

 

Wait. Stop. , I’ll say you’re beautiful ten times a day even when you return from a sweat soaked night of grave robbing and say I’m lying because you’re a flithy disgusting fat cow, and I promise not to argue the point anymore and never say you’re beautiful and just nod my head like all the other Igors “yeah, you’re a fat cow” a bovine freak of recombinant DNA with a gaping hole in its third stomach.

 

My sarcasm does not amuse.

A black rubber glove reaches

to pull the lever one more time.

 

Bound by steel bars on a cold white slab like a giant tic-tac, I do not break eye contact.

You can’t hold me forever, nothing holds Boris Karloff forever. I won’t see you in hell, but I’ll see you in the sequel.

 

David Arroyo

David Arroyo earned an M.A. from Florida State University, but this is the least interesting thing about him. He is days away from solving the anti-life equation. Upon doing so, he will smuggle the code subliminally through his yet to be published chapbook, Secret Identities.

Molly Schulman

Savannah, Georgia

Ralph was a painter of
miniatures—
miniature couches, mostly.
Ralph wore thimbles, like rings &
wore one too many watches, which is to say, two watches, one on each wrist &
sometimes if you listened closely, and you likely listened closely, you could hear that subtle subtle ticktock coming from his ankle. But he wouldn’t dare
cuff his khakis & you
wouldn’t dare drop a dime, half
accidentally, to snoop.

Ralph watched
creepshows and peepshows and couldn’t tell the difference
because really what’s the difference
& he only knew George, and George
knew everybody, yes everybody, and George: he made his own paper.

George’s car was only fancy from far; it was covered in duct tape &
the duct tape was covered in sludge,
the kind of sludge that comes from duct tape, & mud

the kind of mud, a tire
might kick up, or down, in Georgia.

Those willows were deceptively weepy.
They’d be just fine & so would Ralph.

Poor George, now that’s another story.

Train tracks & neon signs,
Open late
Open late
Open late.

 

Thimbles

And when the trampoline started to sag, & the sheds became infested with bats and/or the idea of bats, & when the chandelier became a warped and golden spider in its reflection in the spoon, and when the piano bench broke a tendon, and then another tendon, and the thimbles, all the thimbles fell, but did not break, & the banister bore splinters, and the cold from the window, turned the books that were up against the window, blue—that’s when they knew it was time to raise that glass, and strike that match, and burn it burn it burn it all. And wouldn’t it be something? Just to burn it all? Wouldn’t it be dangerous, not to?

Molly Schulman

 

Molly Schulman is a poet; she was born in California; she grew up in New York; and now she lives in Georgia. She has many brothers! She has many sisters! She has a crush on most things. After receiving her BA in Creative Writing from The New School in 2009, she went on to work in the publishing industry as an assistant and in-house editor for Molly Friedrich at The Friedrich Agency. She left the agency in October 2013 to pursue her own writing. She is currently working on a book of prose poetry/performance piece called ONE-OF-SIX: A STORY IN HOUSES.

Meta Analysis of Three Unwritten Poems

In which the poet confesses a love too real

In words too plain

In which he recalls a social services waiting room,

stolen star wars action figures therein.

In which he laments his inability to time travel

In which he records his voice for his father imprisoned,

whom never relates the conditions thereof.

In which he boasts his ability to perfectly love rabbits

to her, whom he considers a perfect rabbit.

In which the poet attempts to strangle his heart shut

as it bleeds out into his words.

In which he confuses himself for Tom Petty

In which his father hangs a Skip Barber poster

while the poet sleeps on the floor of his office,

drinking tea and reading sutras beforehand

In which his child dies

In which the child’s mother sleeps with his best friend

while he spends three months in Spain learning to drink,

learning to dream in new languages.

In which his next lover shreds his passport

In which he performs yard work in exchange for drugs hard and soft

In which the FBI kicks the door in on the poet at six years old

In which a female FBI agent tucks the poet into bed

In which he holds his children and sings

In which he loves too much

In which he confesses he can’t stop

He is lost.

 

Adam Tedesco

 

Adam Tedesco has been reading and writing poetry for a long time. Some of his poems and criticism have been published. He once ran to the top of the tallest building between Manhattan and Montreal. His lungs turned black.

Brie Quartin

Morning

The sun spins silk over

gold threaded hills that ebb

and roll and spill back onto themselves

while the morning mist lifts

like a loomed lace mantilla revealing

slivers of ecru, lavender, moss ~

that cast shadows of what

seem like a million horizons.

 

Cypress meander like drunken crusaders,

grapevines stand steadfast, shackled

in rows.   Olive trees bend gnarled in low

genuflection, like women in church

who’ll both gossip and praise.

 

And on the ledge of a hillside basilica

the birds line up like notes on a staff

and open their throats to trill

morning lauds ~ as the sound

of a clock tower thrums overhead

and trumpets me into a glorious dawn.

 

The Roseate Scarf

It’s the one you bought

from the milliner just west

of the train station even though

it was August. We had paused

at the storefront to remove sand

from my shoes, a vanilla Coke

and a knish still in hand from the guy

who sold lunch out of a shopping

bag to the strollers and fishermen

on Sheepshead Bay.  You threaded

the wool under my hair, wrapped it once

around my nape, drew me in like a cigarette

and exhaled my name upon the wind.

 

I came across the scarf again a week

or so before you left.  It had weathered

sixty summers and countless stares

from others who thought it odd attire

for the time of year.  And on your final

day at home I wheeled you down

the length of our sidewalk, seared

my name into your mind burnt black,

and wrapped you lovingly into its soft,

exquisite fringe.

 

Waltz With the Tempest

Some slammed their shutters

to keep out her fury, I all

but sent an invitation.

 

I welcomed her rigid ribs

pressed hard against mine,

the steady hum of roots

rocking beneath my feet.

Watched as leaves fell up

like kites toward heavy-lidded clouds

lined with soot, plump with rain.

 

I nodded to the knowing of

a rage that could shake the last

gasp of autumn between its teeth,

whip limbs like wet hair

across barked shoulders.

 

She bellowed like a baritone

down the necks of oaks,

their fingers twined and trussed

to frame the ghost-eyed moon.

Brie Quartin

 

Brie has been published previously in Freshwater as both a poetry contest winner and general poet and is currently struggling to complete a collection of poems worthy of publishing as a chapbook.

Heather

I must keep loading more photos

of alpine bogs on Wikipedia to substitute

for real travel. I have found the gathered

heather, drying after the scythe, to be naturally

deficient, despite their colors and texture

but the photographs….suffice? Yes. Someday,

I’ll skip stones from a seated position

on a much larger, flatter stone. I will cut my

fingernails and learn Gaelic, I will sing

as loudly as my lungs are able to project

(and many more things I cannot promise

I keep quiet to myself). I will dance and my partner

will possess two parallel and equivalent braids.

There will be a cold wind—the heather, here,

alive and well, shaking in its grasp. I will laugh

at a willow grouse. I will cite all my sources,

because my upbringing was strangely emphatic

when it came to academic honesty. Blooming,

in its final moments, the sun sets. Rays! Rays all over.

 

Payton Cuddy

 

Payton Cuddy is a native of Bryn Mawr, PA. He is currently pursuing an undergraduate degree in English at Kenyon college.

Beach Prints

Using a calligraphy pen,

she traced the side of my face

onto crisp paper stock,

mutton chops and tam

stitched in profile.

She shared it

before king oaks

in the UNC courtyard.

 

Journalism camp, a random

choice, but lent

to the surprise, and

a walk and a swim. Calendar

pages turned and we sat

along the Currituck Sound,

our bodies engraving maps

of our explorations

in the damp sand.

 

Our inexperienced hands

roamed one another

and without much

warning, the day breaks

the two of us into

our separate ways,

but distant pictures still

linger, and songs still

remind. Beach prints

remain to echo

our art. Museum galleries

framing the past.

Paul Piatkowski

 

Paul Piatkowski lives in Winston-Salem, North Carolina with his wife, daughter, and corgi. He teaches English at Forsyth Technical Community College. His work has been published in journals like Florida English, A Hudson View, 2River View, Nagautuck River Review, U.S.1 Worksheets, Fast Forward, Sheepshead Review, and Ditch.

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