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Issue 6

July 2001 · 9 pieces

Bad Apples

Fiction · Issue 6Wanda here. I'm the director of Social Services at the Lutheran Home. I do a little bit of everything around here. I'm the chief cook and bottle washer, so to speak. Mainly I'm in charge of patient welfare. I see to it that the gals get new undies when they need them and that the guys get to the grocery store when they run out of oatmeal or prunes. It's a good job. Busy, busy. But that's the way I like it. And George and Ida are good people to work for.

Daddy

Nonfiction · Issue 6We finally figured out what to do with my wife's father. We locked him up. "Shoulda done it years ago," was Kermit's opinion, expressed at a family meeting called to decide the old boy's fate. Really, there was nothing else to do. His wife, no spring chicken herself, couldn't deal with him anymore. Who else was going to take him in? His brothers and sisters were either dead or as crazy as he was, Kermit, the youngest, being the exception. But Kermit, a bachelor, wasn't caretaker material. Kermit and Earl didn't get along anyway. "Never did, never will, "Kermit said. I once asked Kermit why he didn't like his brother. "Because He's a jackass," Kermit replied.